By Henrietta Knight

Celebrity Big Brother. Love Biggins, but, oh my, some of the rest of them.

Who on earth is that big fat Boom guy and why is he in my life? Put him into storage and throw away the key.

There is a strange woman in black who is married to the Mafia and another weird person who used to be called Mafia. Plus some blonde whose face doesn’t move thanks to way too much Botox. What a mob.

I barely know who Ariana Grande is, but we didn’t get her. We got her unknown brother who apparently is a veteran on American Big Brother. He came fifth out of 16. Quite a career.

Also there's some old chap called Grant Bovine or something like that. He announced that we probably know him for being married to Anthea Turner. Now there’s a claim to fame.

Meanwhile sweary Stephen the Bear from Ex On The Beach and TOWIE relic Lewis Bloor both claim they are “easy on the eye”, but somehow I can’t imagine Brad Pitt losing too much sleep.

Apart from good old Mr Biggins none of them are remotely well known, but as long as they fight like cats and dogs who cares?

There are four weeks of this. Enjoy. Let’s get ready to rumble!