With one last episode of Channel 4’s college comedy Fresh Meat to go, I’m missing it already. Ahead of their final exams, the feckless students were trapped in the basement while a couple of marauding drug dealers smashed up the unhappy home above. Uncool under pressure, Kingsley (Joe Thomas) suffered a nervous migraine and lost the power of sight. But how was his revising going? “I haven’t got any books,” he sighed. “And I’m blind.” Not too well then.