My favourite lines, TV gold, TV dross

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My favourite lines, TV gold, TV dross

April 10, 2016 - 10:52
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Keeley Hawes in The Durrells

My favourite lines…

Instant ITV disaster Drive… and Louis Walsh assesses his celebrity racer rival Mariella Frostrup: “She’s a diva in distress. She’s only happy when she’s unhappy. I’d hate to lose to her.” He lost to her.

Geordie Shore… and contrite Holly says sorry to Charlotte the harlot: “I never meant to call you a slag. I just didn’t want you to look like one.” Charlotte looking like a slag? Never!

 

TV gold… Keeley Hawes on ITV’s cracking new Sunday night drama The Durrells. Keeley Hawes on BBC2’s astonishingly good Line Of Duty. The foreigners on Britain’s Got Talent.

TV dross… The unbelievable awfulness of ITV’s low octane celebrity motoring dud Drive. Channel 4’s dreary juvenile drivel Sex Box. The last ever BBC edition of The Voice fizzling out amid widespread apathy.