The Beeb's public funded EastEnders writers don't understand the cut and thrust of commerce. So crap businesses are a way of life in Albert Square.

Tanya's rubbish beauty salon. Alfie's risible stall selling china tat and toy cars. Kim's uncentrally located B&B. McKlunky's. Beale's On Wheels. Butcher's Joints.

And now the mother of all entrepreneurial disasters... Nancy and Tamwar's pop-up restaurant in the laundrette. Curry at the spin dry. WTF!

Naturally, the Cockney rabble packed the joint out. What better to go with your chicken tikka masala than a delicious selection of poisonous cleaning fluids?

(07.02.16)