What to watch and review on Friday, September 9.
EastEnders (BBC1, 8pm) Two bald thugs running around with baseball bats (the Mitchell brothers), a convicted killer permanently covered in blood (Ben), a moronic market man making most of the local women pregnant (Kush) and the funeral director’s (cross-dresser Les) grandson’s (dead Paul) funeral. How much more ridiculous can this Cockney cobblers get?
The Last Leg: Live From Rio (Channel 4, 8pm) Thrilling threesome Adam Hills, Josh Widdecombe and Alex Brooker go half way round the world to not be funny in Brazil. Another rib-tickling hour of pre-Paralympics fun with special guest Johnny Vegas.
Would I Lie To You? (BBC1, 8.30) Rob Brydon hosts the best panel show on telly. Featuring TVs funniest man Bob Mortimer, whose contributions are genuinely hilarious.
Joanna Lumley’s Japan (ITV, 9pm) The Ab Fab star embarks on a free holiday in the land of the rising sun and turns it into a sizzling celebrity travelogue. No one knows why.