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True steal for this zoo lander

8 years 2 months ago By Kevin O'Sullivan

So someone gives you a briefcase stuffed with loadsamoney... what do you do? I know what you’re thinking. You’d go straight out and buy a raccoon for a mere 460 quid. Who wouldn’t?

Same Mum?

8 years 2 months ago By Kevin O'Sullivan

Not much fun on the high seas

8 years 2 months ago By Kevin O'Sullivan

After ensuring that the new SUGAR ME SWEET Arg recruits had no pornographic material “including inflatable dolls”, master-atarms Ian Gritt was ready to embark on a TV voyage.

Back to the funny farm

8 years 2 months ago By Kevin O'Sullivan

A triumphant week for fat Arg as he was kicked off The Jump for being rubbish and finished his stint on ITV’s Sugar Free Farm by tucking into a caramel sundae. Fail.

Davina adds insult to injury

8 years 2 months ago By Kevin O'Sullivan

Launching the bloodbath with a greeting to men only, deafening Davina McCall screamed: “Hold on to your helmets!”

Restaurant a washout

8 years 2 months ago By Kevin O'Sullivan 1 comment

The Beeb's public funded EastEnders writers don't understand the cut and thrust of commerce. So crap businesses are a way of life in Albert Square.

The Bedrock of laughing shock

8 years 2 months ago By Kevin O'Sullivan

On the plus side, the intrepid modern Brits struggling to survive like pretend cavemen haven't yet moved into a hotel. As last year's contingent did when it snowed.