The good news. Bum note Ottavio shoved tone deaf Bradley into the swimming pool and he could have drowned. The bad news. He didn’t.Read more
Of the many deceptions that The X Factor treats us to year after duplicitous year, the funniest is that this is a show that’s all about success. It’s not. Failure is the key.Read more
Phew. Caravan dwelling carpenter James Wilson made it to Boot Camp in the nick of time. Conquering his nerves because – cliché alert – he didn’t want to let everyone down. What drama!Read more
By Philip Star
1. The Paralympics is on Channel 4 that GB is doing well in. Medals galore.
2. Last Night Of The Proms has much better music, With no stupid sob stories. So much more pleasure to watch.Read more
Welcome to TV’s thrilling annual Saturday night ratings war. In the BBC corner… Strictly Come Dancing. Yay. In the ITV corner… The X Factor. Woohoo. Let’s get ready to rumble. Again.Read more
If you think the students here are over the top for the sake of the cameras, yes they are, but what better platform for performing arts students to showcase their talents than a series where they can unashamedly boast and bitch their way through each day without a care.Read more