Oh my God! The horror! Billy’s in a towering rage. Honey is spectacularly unravelling. Roxy’s reeling. The whole world is falling apart at the seams. Albert Square’s crazy Cockneys are in a state of unprecedented shock.Read more
She’s gone to a far better place. And it’s not Barbados. Farewell then tragic Kylie, we thought you’d never die. Talk about milking it!Read more
A traumatic start to the day at the health spa as dirty Dev woke up in bed with mad Mary. He was mortified. She was thrilled.
“Mary, Mary!” cried the corner shop king of Coronation Street. “I had such a lot to drink.”Read more
It began with a spirited rendition of The Kinks’ classic anthem Days (as in, thank you for them) and the milkman saluting the Queen Vic pub sign. Stirring stuff.Read more
Unless otherwise informed, assume that Jack Branning is the father. Jack-the-lad’s one night stand with Roxy produced Amy. And now Sam Mitchell’s back in town with another of his unplanned offspring, little Richard.Read more