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A handful of people singing on a stage isn’t enough. If it was, we wouldn’t need a panel of famous judges to moan about in the first place.
Read more“They’re very spritely,” insisted host Dermot O’Leary as the geriatric judges took their seats ahead of The X Factor’s preposterously pompous two-night finale.
Read moreBy Andy Simon @AndySimon55
Well; we have finally got here.
Read moreThe good news. Bum note Ottavio shoved tone deaf Bradley into the swimming pool and he could have drowned. The bad news. He didn’t.
Read moreOf the many deceptions that The X Factor treats us to year after duplicitous year, the funniest is that this is a show that’s all about success. It’s not. Failure is the key.
Read morePhew. Caravan dwelling carpenter James Wilson made it to Boot Camp in the nick of time. Conquering his nerves because – cliché alert – he didn’t want to let everyone down. What drama!
Read moreBy Andy Simon
For me personally; there are certain times of the year that I quite literally dread.
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