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The very last ever final Downton Abbey. Never to return. Promise?
Two saccharine hours of shameless sentimentality during which only a couple of loose ends still needed tying up.
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Welcome to the least prestigious awards in all of showbiz. I proudly present my New Year's Dishonours list for services to terrible television...
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As always, it just fizzled out in the final week. Exhausted micro-stars droning on about their “life changing” experience and pretending they'd become firm friendszzz. Yeah right.
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Channel 4's sadistic obsession with wounded minor celebrities might be strange and rather disturbing. But, hey, it's the wonderful world of reality TV... why not give injury porn a try?
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Quote of the week on The Apprentice as no-hoper Charleine took an optimistic view of her bid to flog the world's worst snack bars...
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Pretend doctor in the house! Slithering into Celebrity Big Brother's cesspit of doom, wizened Gillian McKeith achieved the impossible. She actually lowered the tone.
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Week 347 of The Voice’s endless blind auditions and the BBC’s duplicitous obsession with back stories continued apace.
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