Coronation Street (7.30 and 8.30pm) As former prostitute Leanne registers baby Oli’s birth, Steve demands to be officially named as the father. Meanwhile, after her total personality transplant, the new evil Michelle tries it on with Nick. How will he respond to her shameless advances?

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EastEnders (BBC1, 8 and 9pm) Our cup runneth under with this exciting Friday night double bill. More Grange Hill garbage at Bex and Shak’s yawnsville school for phone-based scandal. More ludicrous theme nights at the Vic. And yet more tedious tosh about Tina and her mother. Enjoy.

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Tracey Ullman’s Show (BBC1, 9.30pm) Last of the series as the veteran mimic continues her merciless mocking of self-styled tartan terror Nicola Sturgeon. Tonight, pretend Nicola kidnaps Andy Murray after accusing him of not being Scottish enough. And Angela Merkel goes sight-seeing on a London bus.

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