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Dramatic drugs bust on the mean streets of Weatherfield as Corrie’s courageous coppers seized a tiny bag of weed. Guilty of wasting police time… the police.
Read moreRounding on his Ian Dury lookalike dad Johnny, angry Aidan snarled: “You realise this isn’t still the 1970s right?”
Read moreThought for the day. Worried about the health implications, ITV bosses are considering banning the Coronation Street crew from spending most of their empty lives stuffing their faces with mountains of fried food.
Read moreMy state of the nation address to TV's ludicrously unrealistic soap operas.
Read moreWelcome to the least prestigious awards in all of showbiz. I proudly present my New Year's Dishonours list for services to terrible television...
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