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“Get art!” screamed Linda after Mick begged her to accept that their ailing baby boy could be brain damaged. “I mean it. Get art.”
Read moreSo Claudette killed her husband and FatBoy. Hoping to make it a hat trick, she also thought she’d killed Gavin… but he wasn’t quite dead.
Read moreSeasoned soap watchers knew there may be trouble ahead when nonchalant mum Linda Carter shrugged her shoulders and said the bump on baby Ollie's head was nothing to worry about. Yeah right.
Read moreBullies have been making Bethany Platt's life a misery by attacking her in the school corridor and in the playground.
Read moreRounding on his Ian Dury lookalike dad Johnny, angry Aidan snarled: “You realise this isn’t still the 1970s right?”
Read moreEastEnders update. Phil’s drinking himself to death, Ben’s got a sexually transmitted disease, Abi’s not pregnant, Lee’s depressed (so are the viewers) and Nancy’s furious. Happy days.
Read moreWhile everyone gets all worked up about devious Abi’s desperate bid to keep her rubbish boyfriend, I have a question. Was EastEnders killer Ben Mitchell lured back into Ms Branning’s cloying arms by her pretend pregnancy?
Read moreThought for the day. Worried about the health implications, ITV bosses are considering banning the Coronation Street crew from spending most of their empty lives stuffing their faces with mountains of fried food.
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