Coronation Street. The plots sicken
Deep in the through-the-looking-glass fantasy land they call Coronation Street the anorexically thin plots are losing credibility faster than David Platt in a runaway car.
In the worst storyline of the year, airhead Maria is in jail on a murder rap. An unusual state of affairs considering there’s no body. But of course there are those incriminating scissors that crazy Caz coated in blood, the ones Maria left at home while she was at the salon presumably cutting hair with her fingers.