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Sadly, everyone kept their balance and therefore The Brits were unspeakably dull. Where was Madonna when we needed her?
Read moreA contrite Jeremy Clarkson has sensationally apologised to Oisin Tymon, the producer he punched in a fracas that cost him his job hosting Top Gear.
Read moreWhat I love about the television industry’s clipboard carrying warriors is their devotion to original thinking. Never do they resort to lazily copying each other. Hooray for the highlights of this week’s variety-packed schedules...
Read moreA lukewarm welcome to ITV's sizzling new spectacular It's Not Rocket Science. It's not much of a programme.
Read moreOh gosh! I wasn't expecting this. So I haven't prepared anything. It's an honour just to be here. Can I just thank everyone I've ever met.
Clogging up two laborious hours of BBC1 primetime, the boring Bafta Film Awards had it all...
Read moreWelcome to the least prestigious awards in all of showbiz. I proudly present my New Year's Dishonours list for services to terrible television...
Read moreAfter ensuring that the new SUGAR ME SWEET Arg recruits had no pornographic material “including inflatable dolls”, master-atarms Ian Gritt was ready to embark on a TV voyage.
Read moreAs seen on ITV, the latest epic Royal Variety Performance was the best for years. Or to put it more accurately... the least terrible.
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